mu-knapping is an unfortunate and frequently perpetrated crime in the Universe of Mu. many people come into mu's evil lair (my apartment) and attempt to steal her from it's dirty, stinky warmth and bring her to more civilized environments. thankfully, no mu-knappers have succeeded, as she fights them with ear nibbling and nostril licking whenever they try to take her, and eventually they accept her freakish attachment to me and my suede couch and let her run free.
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