Meet Mu Shu

with her affinity for running into stationary objects and eating things that rip (example: tissues), mu shu is a special fool with special talents. for example, mu licks any and all passersby with vigor and extreme love (including insects and fellow dogs, whom often do not reciprocate her love), and falls face-first off of beds/chairs/couches with exceptional grace. mu is also excellent at removing the rubber bands that (attempt to) hold her topknot (read: evil hair-knot) in place, which she usually accomplishes by rubbing her face against the carpet aggressively, without pause, until she achieves the "crackhead-chic" look that only she can pull off.

enjoy.

New Mu

brand spanking new mu, on the day she infiltrated my home. and no, she does not have eyes.

snot rocket mu

don't get too close. nose-clearing is another mu specialty.

peek-a-mu

this is mu in her top secret transport carrier. she hides in it when we go on pizza hunts and starbucks runs, and only pops out when called for (because she is a well-trained, stealthy mu). usually, onlookers are shocked and awed when she hops out, pre-leashed and statically charged, and heads back in the direction of her evil lair (ie: my apartment).

big mouth mu

mission: fool owner into thinking I'm too shweepy for a photo shoot.

method: yawn big and long.

...commencing cuteness sequence!!

stealthy mu

mission incomplete. initiating sneaky mode.

regal mu

mu does not believe in rules, as she is the crazy emperor of her own universe (a.k.a. Her Royal Muey-ness) so even the fancy chairs in Bubbee's living room are fit for her fluffy self.

"screw you" mu

mu may be small and stupid, but she is also rough and tough. duvets and cameras are her arch nemeses (because they are un-eatable) so obviously she is pleased to be here, snackless.

sporty mu

given mu's impressive agility and athleticism, I decided to purchase her a special sports t-shirt, just for football games and general psychotic running. mu's favorite sports include triangle running (during which times she does not run in circles or figure eights like normal canine specimens, but rather in straight lines that end in abrupt points, and then sharp left turns into other straight lines), long distance falling, and high-speed poop consumption. (yes, that's right. she eats poop.)

halloween mu

mu as a pod o' peas. because she is just one pea short of full fledged retardation.

down syndrome mu

if mu doesn't like the taste of a particular kibble, she just spits it out and walks away. why eat normally when she can eat abnormally?

rabid mu

unusual hairstyle, wet mouth, and crazy eyes? all in a day's work for mu.

watchdog mu

with all 6 pounds of her impressive body weight (approx. 1 lb of hair weight), mu defends my honor and guards my much, much larger body weight.

peeping tom mu

so much to sniff, so little time

hide & seek mu

mildly downsy mu

infatuated mu

mu is a tiny homewrecker, and one of her favorite hobbies is staring into the eyes of my boyfriend (read: mu's soul mate). she also enjoys licking any and all of his exposed skin, not excluding his nostrils and earlobes, and making him smell as bad as she smells. sadly, her love remains mostly unrequited.

hungry mu

a mu's gotta do what a mu's gotta do.

FML mu

a.k.a. lion king mu

topsy turvy mu

curious mu

in her spare time, mu plots against cameras and plans for the destruction of all camera-kind. she is still working hard to figure out how to make them edible.

burrito mu

sweaters are for chewing, not for wearing, in the Universe of Mu.

that 70's mu

bellbottoms make mu extra stylish

zombie brain eater mu

sammich mu

the mu way to travel

slutty mu

homewrecker

hot mess mu

grunge is mu's best look. so effortless! 

lonesome mu

mu often stares into space sadly, longing for her absent loved ones. these include her soul mate (my boyfriend), her bestest friend (my cousin), and toilet paper. 

shiny mu

out of breath mu

conehead mu

among her other stylish hairdos (combover, middle part, crackhead, deranged psychopath) mu likes to rock the crazed conehead look. it takes several hours of rubbing her head on inanimate objects to accomplish, but its always worth the wait. 

snooki mu

she's no jersey girl, but mu occasionally channels the snooki look(i). she creates her pouf, gets shitfaced drunk, wrestles a police officer, and tries to seduce a gorilla. but she's always one up on the guidettes: no tanning bed required. (because mu's black.)

mu in a blanket

in the battle of mu vs. the blankets of the world, mu is (sadly) losing. but she fights bravely, nonetheless, wriggling inside of them until she's too tangled to find her way out, and attempting to eat them, one fluffy (evil) corner at a time.

help me! mu

mu-knapping is an unfortunate and frequently perpetrated crime in the Universe of Mu. many people come into mu's evil lair (my apartment) and attempt to steal her from it's dirty, stinky warmth and bring her to more civilized environments. thankfully, no mu-knappers have succeeded, as she fights them with ear nibbling and nostril licking whenever they try to take her, and eventually they accept her freakish attachment to me and my suede couch and let her run free. 

psychotic mu

always chic, always classy. 

birthday mu

on the morning of her first birthday, mu is down for the count. in only one year of life, mu has shredded most of my belongings, traveled across the country, fallen in love, fallen into puddles, eaten a pom pom (and survived), gotten stuck under beds, battled snow (she lost), been shaved, and conquered my boyfriend. time to celebrate!